I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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