her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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