I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
