All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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