why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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