she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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