Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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