so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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