Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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