Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He felt like a one man threesome
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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