called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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