her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
