he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Shame - the story of my life.
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