who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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