listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Four minutes until I can fart!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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