I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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