He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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