There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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