butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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