mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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