Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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