scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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