they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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