Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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