I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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