Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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