what if I'm pregnant?
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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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