how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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