Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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