So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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