Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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