just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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