therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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