I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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