Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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