I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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