dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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