You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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