Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I need to sanitize my soul.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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