I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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