I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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