One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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