Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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