You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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