I'm really into asian looking animals
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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