Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Also, beer. Big fan.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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