Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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