Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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