It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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