You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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