Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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