Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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