Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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