She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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