Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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